Take a seat, we’re about to psychoanalyze your living room.

Let’s face it: your couch says a lot about you. Are you the host with the most, a nap queen, or more of a minimalist-by-day, maximalist-at-heart? Whatever your vibe, your sofa is spilling your secrets—and we’re here to decode them.

So grab your throw blanket and scroll on to find out: what does your sofa say about you?

1. The Mariah by Craftmaster

Your vibe: Modern Minimalist with a Side of Comfort
You love clean lines and cozy corners. You’re always dressed in a neutral palette, but your closet is full of well-tailored pieces and sneaky-soft fabrics. You’re the friend everyone calls when they need to “get their life together,” and your ideal night includes a glass of wine, architectural documentaries, and maybe a puzzle.

2. The Austin Power Reclining Sofa by Parker House

Your vibe: High-Tech Homebody
You’re the kind of person who has smart lighting, three remotes, and a streaming queue organized by genre and vibe. You like luxury, but you like convenience even more. Comfort is king, and your sofa is a throne—with USB ports. You’re chill, forward-thinking, and always one step ahead on tech trends.

 

3. The Vandy Heather Sleeper by Fusion Furniture

Your vibe: Playful Free Spirit
Color? Patterns? Bring it on. You radiate sunshine and probably own multiple houseplants named after pop stars. Your couch is more than seating—it’s a canvas for self-expression, spontaneous naps, and hosting your artsy crew for tarot night. You’re warm, approachable, and always have good snacks.

4. The Paula Deen Three Cushion Sofa by Craftmaster

Your vibe: Hostess with the Mostest
Your living room smells like fresh cookies and feels like a hug. You love a full house and really love feeding people. Family dinners, Sunday brunch, holiday movie marathons—your couch is the centerpiece of it all. You live for coziness and conversation (and yes, you probably own a monogrammed throw).

5. The Craftmaster Small-Space Sofa

Your vibe: Stylish, Space-Savvy, & Stress-Free
You’ve mastered the art of small space living without sacrificing style. Your vibe is quiet confidence—intentional, balanced, and always Pinterest-worthy. People love coming to your place because it's cozy and clutter-free. You're low-key the person everyone wishes they were when they grow up.

6. The Chesterfield Hybrid by Craftmaster

Your vibe: Classic Elegance, With an Edge
You like the finer things—but with personality. A mix of old-world charm and modern sensibility, your style is curated without being stuffy. Friends call your place a “vibe,” and you definitely know how to make a killer charcuterie board. You're both the dinner party host and the design icon in your friend group.

7. The Stella Sofa in Charcoal Leather by Emerald Home

Your vibe: Sleek. Bold. Always Instagram-Ready.
You are the cool friend. The minimalist with an edge. The Stella sofa says “I know design”—and your guests know not to eat Cheetos near it. You appreciate clean aesthetics, monochrome palettes, and subtle luxury. Your coffee table books are actually curated and yes, you do own at least one piece of abstract art.

Which Sofa Are You?

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